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It's a bit late for Father's Day, but I found this little gem floating around the internet.

For all Daddys out there.

Happy Father's Day

20 Things A Father Should Tell His Daughter


1.   Pay attention to the way a man loves his mother. That is the way he will love you.
2.  You can do anything a man can do, including organic chemistry, unclogging toilets and assembling IKEA furniture.
3.  Older women wear makeup so THEY can look like YOU. Less is more. A lot less is a lot more.
4.  People will judge you by the way you look. It isn’t fair, but it’s the way the world works. Keep that in mind as you pick your outfit in the morning.
5.  Never let anyone do your thinking for you. There are far too many people with far too much invested in you believing what they believe.
6.  Liberal arts grow your mind. Science and business keep you fed. You will need both.
7.  Nothing is more attractive than intelligence.
8.  Learn to drive a stick-shift.
9.  Get comfortable with power tools.
10. You don’t have to enjoy them, but have a working knowledge of the rules for football and baseball.
11.  Know the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek, and the key players in both.
12. You don’t have to *DO* anything for someone to love you. The right person will cross a desert just for the chance to sit next to you at lunch.
13. Peer pressure is all about insecurity. Be confident in who you are and you’ll never have to “fit in”. People will come to you.
14. The fastest way to strain a relationship with a man is to bring up old drama. We can’t remember to hang up the bath towel. What makes you think we remember that stupid thing we did 6 months ago?
15.  If a man genuinely loves you, he will let you set the boundaries. Don’t let anyone take something from you they can’t give back. You set the tone for the sexual relationship.
16. Feminie hygiene products — Where our daughters are concerned, we would be very happy sticking our fingers in our ears and saying “lalalalalalalala”. Please respect our need to pretend they, and the reason for them, do not exist. The same goes for lacy underthings.
17. You were flawless the day you were born. If you must go get that first tattoo, please consider inviting your daddy to come and get his first tattoo with you.
18. You are perfect the way you roll out of bed. Let’s be clear: all that crap you do to “get out the door” is for everyone else’s benefit.
19. Though he may be smiling on the outside, when you leave for college your father is falling apart on the inside. Don’t forget to call him that first night to tell him you love him.

And this, this is the absolute killer:

20.  Compare every single boy you ever meet to your daddy.

Nobody will love you like he does.


  • Mood: Caring
  • Listening to: Uptown Funk - Mark Ranson / Bruno Mars
  • Reading: Spartacus God of The Arena script
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: nothing
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: water

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MadKiyo Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you for the favorite! ^^
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DarkspeedXZ Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014   General Artist
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KeIIion Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
hello are you open for request?

I have some cool Request ideas.


1.
an sexy woman or other normal woman/mann (other?)  slays an pack of werewolves or lizardman

she/he stand on the top of the dead monster mountain with an winning position or sit on some dead monster body.


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www.file-upload.net/download-9… <--from american dad ,rpg episode, nice positions

if you dont like to draw werewolves ?

Dinosaurman or lizardman would be awsome too.


lizardman concept here  www.file-upload.net/download-9…

werewolf concept here  harry-botter.deviantart.com/ar…


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If you dont like it im would be really happy to see this Werewolf in some cool position

harry-botter.deviantart.com/ar…

or in other color

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3.
if you dont like werewolves , the lizardman from heavy metal 2000 would be awsome too ^^


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It would be so nice when you find time & interest on one of this Request .
Im not an good Artist but have some nice ideas ,it would be so fantastic when an wonderful Artist like you can do it.


Have an wonderful nice day
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manzaan83 Featured By Owner May 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the Fave!
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